Friday, December 08, 2006

I'm in the "Family Way"

Well people looks like I'm pregnant!!!!
We are very excited and finally decided to share the news. This will be baby number two and for us and it may very well be the last. The Child is very excited and keeps telling everyone how she is going to be the boss of the baby and the baby can't tell her what to do because she is the oldest. I thought that was cute.

So the husband and I have to do a little revamping for the new addition. I didn't realize how much baby products have gone up. Formula costs a small fortune! When I was in Target the other day I remembered what a friend of mine was telling me about the prices of formula so I went down the aisle to check and almost had a heart attack! They might as well put a warning sign in that section of the store. "WARNING" Be advised that the prices of these items may be hazardous to your health!

Well people I'll be back later. I have to go get ready to run a few errands and head out to Phoenix. My mom is going to be out there and we took off today to drive up there and surprise the child. She will be very excited to see her "Grandma Juda"!

Sunday, September 17, 2006

It's Been a Long Time...

Since I actually came here and wrote something on my blog. I don't know what even possessed me to sit here today and write something. I guess you can say that this appearance has something to do with football season. This year we got the Sunday Ticket with Direct TV so my husband is watching way more football than humanly possible. Right now he is on the phone analyzing the Saints/Packers game with one of his friends from back home.

Anyway, let's see if I can bring you up to speed with what's going on with me. I have turned into a real wine connoisseur or maybe just a wino. I don't know what to call it at this point. Out here where I live there are a lot of wineries -- I know, who would have thought that grapes could grow in the middle of the desert; but, it did snow out here. Well, yesterday we went to one with my sister-in-law. We had a good time just tasting the wine; but, I couldn't leave without getting a few bottles to take home. My sister-in-law bought two bottles and we walked out of there with a case. Plus two extra bottles that I wanted when I found out that they would not have this particular type again until next year. My sister-in-law made sure to post our pictures on her blog with the rest of her flickr photos. I look like a true wino. I asked her to please find a decent picture of me to post so that the rest of her blogger friends wouldn't think that her sister-in law is a crazy lush. After the winery we went to a birthday party for a little girl in my daughter's class at the cove. I realized that it was about time to send my child to swimming lessons. She was the only one out there that could not swim. My husband asked her if she wanted him to get in the water with her and she said no because he would embarrass her with his big belly. I thought that was hilarious. After the party we decided to sign the child up for some swim classes so she will be starting in November every Saturday morning.

Later on that evening we all went to the fair. We made it a little family outing. Me, the husband, the child, my sister-in-law, and her two kids. We actually had fun until my husband decided that I would prefer to ride a ride rather than take my child to the bathroom. His comment really pissed me off and we had a little screaming match in the middle of the fair. He did not understand my feelings on the port-o-potty. I can't stand those nasty inventions. They are the filthiest things you would ever want to step foot in. Anyone that has ever gone in one should understand my feelings on this subject. So after I take the child to the port-o-potty he decides to tell me that it was time to go because I had a bad attitude. I guess that was my "punishment" so to speak. I looked at him like he had just fallen out the sky shooting fireworks out his ass while speaking in tongues. He must have temporarily gone insane. He can't tell me when it's time to go. We make that decision together. I really don't have enough time to give a complete commentary of every line that followed the temporary insanity moment that my husband had but basically, he screamed, I screamed, the child screamed, we kissed and made up. The End!

I guess that wasn't really bringing you up to speed with me; but, now you know what me and the family did yesterday.

Now it's time to fix something for my family to eat so I'll come back later to write some more.

BYE!!!!!!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

What's That White Stuff Falling From the Sky???

Oh my God! I think it's snow! After I did a little cleaning (very little) I opened the blinds and looked outside and saw what looked like snow. Snow, in Arizona, in the middle of March. I was on the phone with my sister when it started snowing harder and I told her that it looked like a snow storm. Now, being from New Orleans I have no idea what the hell a snow storm looks like, and I am pretty sure a "Snow Veteran" would have thought I was crazy just saying that. But, I am no "Snow Veteran" so I am calling it a snow storm. My daughter seemed to be pretty excited about the snow and wanted to build a snow man. But, since we have two dogs and they have turned our backyard into a S*%t Farm, I told her there would not be any snow men creations today. And I didn't have any carrots for the snowman nose anyway. After the snow died down I went to the front and got two handfuls of snow for her to play with. She enjoyed it for a little while then she said it was to cold so she had to throw it away. Well, that was my adventure for the day! Maybe I'll be back to share more.

M.I.A.!!

That's what I call what I have been, MIA!! I have been missing so long that my sister even asked my why I haven't written in soooooo long. Well, I don't know. I just haven't had the time or the inspiration. I still read my sister in law's blog but I just haven't written on mine. So today I said let me write something on my blog, and here I am.